Ghost writer for Twitter!

I think it would be fun to ghost write for someone's Twitter account. Here are some samples:

Learning to play guitar but will not play for you. sx2bu

Mmm... Sushi!

Yuck, sushi.

Sushi... meh.

You are FOOLS to have come here!

Kid with runny nose. Ew boogers are gross.

Ran out of stamps. Gonna try stickers.

No stickers either. Gonna draw a stamp.

I suck at art.

Past due? How about let me pay through twitter.

What is a mailbox? Why do we still have them?

Whoa I am up late LOLOLOL

Baking cookies but you can't have any. sx2bu

Ate a lot of cookies today. Mmm... cookies!

Ate too many cookies today.



...Nevermind, I don't think this would be fun after all.